Pirate Talk

posted May 16, 2015, 5:40 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 16, 2015, 5:40 PM ]
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, "What's with the paper towel?" 
The pirate says, "Arrr! I've got a Bounty on me head!"