For the Lighter Side of things (Thanks Sammy!)(October, 2008)

posted May 13, 2015, 1:05 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 13, 2015, 1:05 PM ]
Two brooms were hanging around in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. 
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. 
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. 
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I  am going to have a little whisk broom!' 
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom. 
Sounds to me like she’s been…....sweeping around!!!