For the Lighter Side of things (September, 2011)

posted May 23, 2015, 1:21 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 23, 2015, 1:21 PM ]
Lexiphiles:   (Word lovers)
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 
To write with a broken pencil is pointless 
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. 
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. 
The batteries were given out free of charge. 
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. 
A will is a dead giveaway.  
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. 
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.