For the Lighter Side of things (October, 2009)

posted May 16, 2015, 7:00 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 16, 2015, 7:00 PM ]
This sounds Masonic doesn’t it.
Pulling into my service station 45 minutes late one morning, I shouted to the customers, "I'll turn the pumps on right away!" What I didn't know was that the night crew had left them on all night. By the time I got to the office, most of the cars had filled up and driven off. Only one customer stayed to pay. My heart sank. Then the customer pulled a wad of cash from his pocket and handed it to me. 
"We kept passing the money to the last guy," he said. "We figured you'd get here sooner or later."