For the Lighter Side of things (May, 2011)

posted May 22, 2015, 2:17 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 22, 2015, 2:17 PM ]
One brother quietly whispered to another while the brethren were singing in Lodge:  “Why does Brother Clark always sing loud and clear, yet all the others sing in very hushed tones?”  
“He’s the only one who knows the words.”
“It’s my husband doctor.  For months he’s been thinking he’s a hen.”
“Good gracious, why haven’t you brought him to me before?”
“I would have, but we needed the eggs.”