For the Lighter Side of things (May, 2011)

posted May 22, 2015, 2:17 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 22, 2015, 2:17 PM ]
One brother quietly whispered to another while the brethren were singing in Lodge:  “Why does Brother Clark always sing loud and clear, yet all the others sing in very hushed tones?”  
“He’s the only one who knows the words.”
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“It’s my husband doctor.  For months he’s been thinking he’s a hen.”
“Good gracious, why haven’t you brought him to me before?”
“I would have, but we needed the eggs.”