For the Lighter Side of things (May, 2009)

posted May 15, 2015, 1:30 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 15, 2015, 1:31 PM ]
If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers...

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large 
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.