For the Lighter Side of things (May, 2009)

posted May 15, 2015, 1:07 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 15, 2015, 1:07 PM ]
A story that made the rounds a few years ago as “gospel truth” involved a Brother on a hunting trip in the wilds of Maine.
Day after day of his vacation was eaten up without a deer.
On the last day, as he was about to give up in desperation, he heard a crashing in the woods; saw a glimpse of brown and fired.
Silence!
Rushing over to where he had fired, he found that he had killed a bull moose which is protected from hunters to save it from extinction.
As he stood there staring at the moose, a game warden stepped out into the clearing.
Our brother found his hands involuntarily raised in a certain position, “What shall we do with the body?”
“Dress it out you damn fool,” said the warden, “and make your escape!”