For the Lighter Side of things (June, 2011)

posted May 22, 2015, 2:47 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 22, 2015, 2:47 PM ]

Whackadoodles:

My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t.
I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people live only because it’s illegal to kill them.
Don’t take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
I’m starting to wonder how bad four years with no president would be.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.