For the Lighter Side of things (July, 2010)

posted May 19, 2015, 4:21 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 19, 2015, 4:21 PM ]
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen here good looking, I’ll do anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, with or without clothes on, it doesn't matter to me.   I just love it."
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"