For the Lighter Side of things (January, 2009)

posted May 14, 2015, 11:51 AM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 14, 2015, 11:51 AM ]

The Ticket

Police officer, writing a speeding ticket: "I see by your car emblem that you are a Fast Master..."

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Police officer, writing a speeding ticket: "I'm afraid you aren't going to make it to Ethiopia..."

The Rite Word - January 2009, Volume 3, Issue 1