For the Lighter Side of things (February, 2013)

posted May 26, 2015, 7:32 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 26, 2015, 7:32 PM ]
A woman was taking a nap on Valentine’s Day afternoon.  After she awoke, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day!  What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” he said.
That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. 
Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
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 A boy found a frog that said, 
“Kiss me and I will become a beautiful princess!”
”The boy studied the frog, then put it in his pocket. “Hey,” the frog croaked, 
“how come you didn’t kiss me?”  
“I’d rather have a talking frog than a princess any day!”