For the Lighter Side of things (February, 2012)

posted May 23, 2015, 3:43 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 23, 2015, 3:43 PM ]
I'm the life of the party....... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps.... with a hammer.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying. 
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.
I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.
Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!
Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't send it back to them, but I would send it to many more too! Spread the laughter 
Share the cheer Let's be happy While we're here.