For the Lighter Side of things (December, 2009)

posted May 16, 2015, 7:38 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 16, 2015, 7:38 PM ]
There′s a man, walking down the street at 1 in the morning and he′s very drunk.
A policeman stops him and asks: Where are you going in that condition?
Man: II′mm on mmyy waayyy to a lectttuurre on FFreemmassonnrrry.
Officer: Where can you possibly get a lecture on Freemasonry at this time of night?
Man: Frromm mmyy wifffe, wwhenn I gget homme!