For the Lighter Side of things (April, 2012)

posted May 23, 2015, 5:05 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 23, 2015, 5:06 PM ]
When you are feeling stressed, remember:  Moses started out as a basket case, and the Lord made something of him anyway.
They tell you that you will loose your mind when you get older.  What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.  -  Malcolm Cowley
A good laugh is like manure to a farmer  -  it doesn’t do any good unless you spread it around.
Let me tell you the best thing about getting older!    -   
As soon as I remember, …. you’ll be the first person I tell.
When you can laugh at yourself, you’re never at a loss for humor.