For the Lighter Side of things (April, 2012)

posted May 23, 2015, 5:05 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 23, 2015, 5:06 PM ]
When you are feeling stressed, remember:  Moses started out as a basket case, and the Lord made something of him anyway.
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They tell you that you will loose your mind when you get older.  What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.  -  Malcolm Cowley
A good laugh is like manure to a farmer  -  it doesn’t do any good unless you spread it around.
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Let me tell you the best thing about getting older!    -   
As soon as I remember, …. you’ll be the first person I tell.
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When you can laugh at yourself, you’re never at a loss for humor.