For the Lighter Side of things (April, 2010)

posted May 19, 2015, 2:08 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 19, 2015, 2:08 PM ]
My boss is without peer when it comes to the rules and regulations that customs officials must follow. But when it comes to the law, well, that's a different story. We were attending a court case in which we were prosecuting a smuggler. The judge asked the court, "Who makes these allegations?"

My boss stood up and proclaimed, "I am the alligator."