For the Lighter Side of things (September, 2008)

posted May 5, 2015, 5:27 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 5, 2015, 5:27 PM ]
On my way to a picnic, I stopped at a fast food place to order a quart of potato salad. "We don't sell it by the quart," the clerk snapped.
"Okay, then give me two pints, please," I replied.
I'm proud to say I held my tongue when she asked, "Do you want it in one container?"