For the Lighter Side of things (November, 2007)

posted May 2, 2015, 11:46 AM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 2, 2015, 12:18 PM ]
JOE THE MILKMAN was delivering 16 gallons of milk to an elderly lady, Emma, who usually only ordered a gallon a week. When Joe asked why she ordered so much more this time, she responded: "I read that a milk bath leaves your skin very soft and silky, so I thought I'd try one. I figured I'd need about 16 gallons."
Joe chuckled and asked, "You want that pasteurized?"
"No," she quipped. "Just up to my chin."