For the Lighter Side of things (July, 2008)

posted May 3, 2015, 6:32 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 3, 2015, 6:33 PM ]
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, Peggy kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed but,
somehow I always had something else to take care of first; my business, my car, playing golf - always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.  When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.  I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.  I was gone only a minute.  When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush I said, "Peggy, when you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
Dr. Novy says I will walk again, but will always have a limp.
The moral of this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, ……..  and the other is the husband.