For the Lighter Side of things (January, 2008)

posted May 2, 2015, 2:01 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 2, 2015, 2:01 PM ]
Q: Why do mummies make great employees?
A: They get all wrapped up in their work!

It's in the Details
OVERHEARD AT a beauty salon:
"I don't have any wrinkles. I just happen to have more details than most."