For the Lighter Side of things (February, 2008)

posted May 2, 2015, 2:51 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 2, 2015, 2:51 PM ]
?? ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
?? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

?? ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
?? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

And for the rest of us……..
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!