For the Lighter Side of things (December, 2008)

posted May 13, 2015, 5:07 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 13, 2015, 5:13 PM ]
Giving a sermon one Sunday, I heard two teenage girls in the back giggling and disturbing people. I interrupted my sermon and announced sternly, "There are two of you here who have not heard a word I've said." That quieted them down. 
When the service was over, I went to greet people at the front door. Three adults apologized for going to sleep in church, promising it would never happen again.