For the Lighter Side of things (April, 2008)

posted May 2, 2015, 4:31 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 2, 2015, 4:31 PM ]
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asks, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed. 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife.  'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
 So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything.