A Little Masonic Humor… (April, 2014)

posted May 30, 2015, 5:46 PM by San Jose Scottish Rite   [ updated May 30, 2015, 5:46 PM ]
Have you heard of the Lodge that was holding its meetings in the ballroom of a local hotel while it’s Lodge building was undergoing renovations?
One night a traveling salesman asked the desk clerk who were all those men going into the ballroom?
The clerk replied, “Oh - those are the Masons.” The salesman said, “Oh, I’ve always wanted to join a Masonic Lodge. Do you think they would let me in?” 
“Oh, no,” said the clerk. “They’re awfully exclusive. Why, you see that poor guy standing outside with a sword? He’s been knocking on their door for 6 months and they STILL won’t let him in!!”  Masonic Temple Topics, Dec 2013